One of my favorite jokes.

[ramenth]

An ole' boy would go out in the Bayou every night to fish. Every morning he'd come home with a boat full.

The local game warden got suspicious and told the boy "I'm gonna go out with tonight to see how you're bringin' home all these fish."

The ole boy agreed.

That night they got out to the boy's favorite fishing spot. The boy reached under the seat of his boat, pulled out a quarter stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it in.

"BOOM!" All the fish floated to the top.

The game warden went off! "Boy, that's illegal! I'm gonna arrest your ass!"

The boy didn't say anything. He reached under his seat, got out another quarter stick, lit it, and handed it to the game warden.

"Now," said the boy, "You gonna arrest me or you gonna fish?"

 

[Ray]

I don't get it ?

How does the fuse keep burning after it hits the water?

 

[Bill]

That's funny!!

Many miles for over a decade with this one.

Lady checks out her groceries at the cash register. Cashier notices that the woman is purchasing one of everything. One apple, one orange, one TV dinner.... The cashier asked the lady, "let me guess, I bet your single". The lady was kind of offended and said "what makes you say that"!!. The cashier said "your really ugly". (boooooo).

 

[74 challenger]

that was a good one

 

[moparleo]

So sad.